Say hello to the destruction of 446 tabs! On that note, this might be one of the last Tab Cleans. I was thinking about moving to a “links of the day” format, which could be an excuse to finally return…

Howdy! This was a pretty big update with unfortunately very little visible from the front end, as most of my updates seem to be these days. Long story short and with as little technical jargon as…

I regret to inform you that this tab clean is old, and overdue to be posted. How old? One month old. Old enough that I did another tab clean in the meantime, which I will be hopefully posting next…

You’re gonna have to forgive me for how long it’s been since our last blog post. And that the first post I’m making in weeks is a tab clean. I’m sorry!!!

At 367 tabs, here’s a small selection:

New…

I wasn’t even planning on doing a Tab Clean today, but at 363 tabs, I didn’t really have a choice.

19 pages into the Costco thread on Something Awful The Basement Community forums The blog post for…

I had “only” reached 320 tabs, but my computer was actually starting to slow down this time. I checked my memory, and sure enough, it was taken up by my literal hundreds of tabs. You know what that…

Sometime in March, a half-full half-gallon of milk was thrown out of the window of a car on a highway off ramp. For most pieces of litter, this would be the end of the story. But a half-full jug of…

I managed to catch myself at 275 tabs. Still way too many, but at least I didn’t get to 400. Time to clean my tabs!

Someone posting about their birriamen which I would literally kill to try even…

A couple days ago, my wife became enraptured by the existence of “gamblecore”, an aesthetic (perhaps a joke one? I’m too old, I can’t tell anymore) that seems to be trying to recreate the feeling of…

Over the past few weeks I experienced a depressive episode and racked up to 327 open tabs! You know what that means - TIME TO CLEAN MY TABS!

A video of someone terrorizing their duck with…

On April 3, at 8:45 PM, with nothing else to do except suffer, I began the task of cleaning out my more than 400 open Firefox tabs. This isn’t all of them because that would be insane. But here’s a…

Yesterday, after 5 years of suffering with increasingly chipping and cracked wisdom teeth, I finally got accepted (after a 1 year waiting period!) by an oral surgeon covered by my insurance that…

We are working on transferring our blog’s archives to a new format, away from Wordpress, due to the CEO of Automattic’s recent behavior. All posts under this one are old articles and more will be…

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. As you may have guessed, I have been MOVING OUT! It’s a pain in the ass and my whole body hurts! In between lifting furniture, pushing pieces around, wrestling my…

Disclaimer: this post was originally written for Tumblr on January 29, 2023. It is here for preservation, because although YouTube has tried to backpedal… honestly, not much has changed for the…

Neil Cicierega, also known by his band name Lemon Demon, is an internet sensation. In my opinion, he’s the internet sensation, because he and his friends basically shaped the internet as we know it…

I am ashamed to say that, up until last year, I had never been inside of a library. For most of my childhood, this was because my family didn’t seem to trust libraries for whatever reason, choosing to…

Or, how can we set and achieve realistic goals? In 2011 I decided to get into sewing, with the express and singular goal of sewing my girlfriend a life-sized plushie of Slowpoke, her favorite Pokemon…

As you surely may have heard, a dozen eggs is currently worth $5 (five big ones) in many places in America. This may be the very thing tearing the fabric of our nation apart, as eggs form the basis of…

There are a few known universal pains of being an adult: going to work, washing the dishes, and doing the laundry. I am nearly 30 and yet, to this day, I have still managed to somehow avoid ever…

The year is 2023. You haven’t heard from our humble little blog in (double-checks) a year and a half (looks again) or uh, two years if you weren’t subscribed to us on Patreon. You can probably guess…

Happy one year anniversary! It’s hard to believe it’s been a full year, huh? I know, it feels like it was just yesterday. Oh, you don’t know what it’s the anniversary of? Well, it’s been one year…

As of today it’s no longer a secret that I’ve never had a Dole Whip. Dole Whips are a cult classic treat you can get at a few places, notably Disneyland and Walt Disney World. It’s a soft-serve…

Over here at Eggware.XYZ we’ve had a long fucking month, having published Procedumons only to jump right back in on a dozen more stupid projects we can’t even tell you about yet. So we’re celebrating…

Yoshi Juice is Will’s personal column about lists of things that you would have never thought were important enough to merit being placed in a list. Today’s article is about cacti in video…

Even though Christmas Day may be ending tonight, we here at Eggware are so dedicated to the holidays that we will be celebrating them for an indefinite amount of time. Though this is partially…

Here at Eggware Zone, things have been stressful. With a lot of bills to pay and a lot of very tiny screaming mouths to feed, it gets hard to just relax and have a good time during the…

When life gives you Neds, make Nedonade. Ned has assumed a new, more menacing form, giving me more reasons to fear for my safety.

I have successfully recontained him in the punishment hole, but now…

Game development is a special journey. There’s always something new to learn when you’re programming something on your own.

For example, you will learn that no matter what you do, something will…

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees…