Pizza Hut unleashes Venom’s special sauce

Posted by brilokuloj on Oct 31, 2024

Inspired by the upcoming film Venom: The Last Dance, Pizza Hut Australia has unleashed their new limited-time Venom menu.

You can choose from Venom: The Last Dance Pizza, Venom: The Last Dance Wings, Venom: The Last Dance Loaded Mac & Cheese, or Venom: The Last Dance Loaded Garlic Bread. All four of these creatively-named items are pre-existing menu items, the one name-worthy difference being that they are finished with a heaping glob of Venom’s sludge.

And now you can finally sleep at night with an answer to your years-long mystery: Venom’s sauce is described as “black aioli”. This may very well be a personal 9/11 for the mayo-hating gays in my life, but I’ve been too afraid to break the news to them. If you’re ready to form a lifelong partnership with Venom, which includes having 24/7 access to his sticky goo in your mouth, you’re going to have to accept this about him.

I, for one, welcome the Venom menu with open arms – and I think it would be great if we could apply this logic to other media promotions. When are we gonna get the Needleminder Burger, huh?

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