Thanksgiving with Eggware.XYZ

Posted on Nov 24, 2017

Over here at Eggware.XYZ we’ve had a long fucking month, having published Procedumons only to jump right back in on a dozen more stupid projects we can’t even tell you about yet. So we’re celebrating the end of Halloween the only way we know how, and now we’re going to share our secret recipe with you.

Brain Hurting Juice

• 2 parts Master of Mixes margarita mix
• 2 parts Rondiaz silver rum
• 1 part strawberry Crush
• 1 ibuprofen
• Ice

In a wine glass, pour the margarita mix and rum over ice and stir. Once thoroughly mixed, top with Strawberry Crush. Drink. Once consumed, take ibuprofen immediately.

This drink makes a stunningly festive red and green layered effect, which will represent the way your brain feels like it is hemorrhaging after drinking this high-sugar concoction.

Categories: life

Tagged: alcohol alcoholism cocktail drinks recipe rum soda thanksgiving

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