Four months ago, I asked the question burning a hole in my head: what is happening to Panera Bread? Well, folks, the truth is finally out – it’s everything we could have imagined and then some.
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27 posts tagged fast food
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Now we know what happened to Panera Bread
Posted by brilokuloj on Jul 22, 2024
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Starbucks hates Starbucks
Posted by brilokuloj on Jun 7, 2024
When’s the last time you could afford a Starbucks coffee in this economy? Don’t answer that. I don’t want to think about money. Anyway, I think we can all agree that Starbucks is overpriced hot water,…
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Panera Bread’s Deadly Lemonade will kill no more
Posted by brilokuloj on May 8, 2024
It’s finally come, folks! The era of Panera Bread Charged Lemonade is finally over! Yes, somehow, the monster has been slain. No longer shall people have to warn each other to Beware of Charged…
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What the hell is happening to Panera Bread?
Posted by brilokuloj on Mar 30, 2024
There are so many more important things I could be worrying about right now. Like that I’m getting my very first major surgery in just a few days! Or how I need to schedule my sleep studies because I…
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KFC’S Double Down and the Skull of Doom
Posted by brilokuloj on Mar 10, 2023
Against all odds, things have managed to get even worse for America in 2023. Prices for everything are going up while wages get cut. Our nation continues to divide against itself. In my most recent…
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The Checkers Experience The Experience
Posted on Oct 17, 2020
Have you ever eaten at a Checkers? Or have you ever eaten at a Rally’s? What if I told you that these are the same restaurant??? Madness, you’d tell me, those are two different names they must be two…
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Taco John’s The Wayback Machine
Posted by brilokuloj on Oct 4, 2020
We’re all in agreement that 2020 sucks at this point, right? And it’s really not looking like 2021 is going to be any better. Aren’t you getting tired of this bullshit? Wouldn’t you like to go…
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Subway versus the $5 Footlong
Posted on Jun 12, 2020
The Five Dollar Footlong is one of the trademarks of Subway restaurants. You probably remember its classic jingle from way back in the day:
If you don’t eat at Subway as often as you used to, it’s…
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Wendy’s Breakfast Baconator
Posted on Mar 9, 2020
I’ve had enough chicken! It’s breakfast time, boys! Wendy’s recently debuted an all-new breakfast menu, hoping to keep up with the rising trend of fast food breakfasts. Wendy’s for a long time has…
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McDonald’s McChicken Biscuit and Chicken McGriddle
Posted on Feb 24, 2020
From where we are in 2020, it’s hard to imagine McDonald’s was once a major innovator in the world of fast food. The McDonald brothers and Ray Kroc were the inventors of the fast food concept, after…
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Taco Bell Steak and Potato Boss Wrap
Posted on Nov 6, 2015
What does it take be boss? It’s an aspiration that most all of us can relate to. We all want to be the boss of something, whether it be our own lives or the responsibilities of other people. Being…
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The Ultimate Chicken Sandwich Showdown Chicken Sandwich Wars
Posted on Nov 4, 2015
There’s a lot of fast food out there, and a lot of that fast food is based around one thing primarily: sandwiches. Hamburgers, primarily, but the realm of the sandwich isn’t limited to just beef…
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Taco Bell’s Lava Sauce
Posted on Oct 2, 2015
Taco Bell, compared to most other nation-wide fast food restaurants, has an extremely dedicated following. Like most fast food places, Taco Bell’s menu is regularly changing, adding new items and…
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Taco Bell Dare Devil Grillers
Posted on Aug 26, 2015
Taco Bell has been on a roll recently! We didn’t get a chance to review the Bacon Club Chalupa, but we thought it was very good and an excellent bargain in its $5 meal deal. Their latest offering is…
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Arby’s Jalapeno Hushpuppies
Posted on Aug 7, 2015
Arby’s is in a very confused place. With the price of beef being sky-high, Arby’s has been trying to develop a greater range of pork, poultry and fish offerings to balance out their menu. The…
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Taco Bell’s Grilled Stuft Nacho
Posted on Aug 5, 2015
In December of 2013, Taco Bell came out with one of its most… innovative limited time product offers in a while: the Grilled Stuft Nacho. Promising to be all the goodness of a plate of nachos that…
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Taco Bell: Tasty Temple Challenge Retrospectacles
Posted on Jul 8, 2015
Hey kids! Do you like Taco Bell? Do you like Duke Nukem 3D? Of course you do? Well, what if I told you there was a way you could enjoy Taco Bell and Duke Nukem 3D at the same time - Wait, didn’t we…
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Popeyes Smoky Garlic Chile Chicken
Posted on May 27, 2015
Good garlicky fast food is never easy to find. With blandness being the predominant flavor profile of most everything you can get out of a drive-through, getting something to eat with a bold garlic…
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Taco Bell’s Diablo Sauce
Posted on May 11, 2015
On May 5, 2015, Taco Bell unleashed the Beast upon its unsuspecting clientele. A wicked pact was signed behind the closed doors of Yum! Brands headquarters. The souls of millions of Taco Bell lovers…
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In Memoriam - Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Sliders
Posted on May 11, 2015
Today, instead of describing a foodstuff that is currently available as the time of this publication, we will be reviewing a fallen limited time offering that was felled in its prime. Today, we will…
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Popeyes Lemonade Icebox Pie
Posted on May 9, 2015
If you haven’t had lemon icebox pie, you’re missing out.[1] They’re similar to the classic key lime pie, with a few key differences. Made with lemon juice, condensed milk, and sugar, this pie…
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Popeyes Ghost Pepper Wings
Posted on Dec 28, 2014
It’s really hard to find truly spicy convenience food these days. The trend is picking up, but it never really matches what you can make at home or buy in a restaurant. Despite this, convenience food…
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McRib is back! (and still disgusting)
Posted on Dec 13, 2014
Could it be that time of year already? That beautiful time of year, when the air takes a certain chill? Can’t you just feel the holly-jolly love in the season? It is! It really, really is the most…
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Popeyes Spicebox Chicken
Posted on Dec 9, 2014
If you’ve been keeping up with Popeyes news (rather than any of the many other things that are going on in the world right now), first off, good on you. I’m sure you’re a hit at parties. Second,…
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Burger King’s Yumbo
Posted on Dec 3, 2014
Are you over the age of 50? Were you around the first time that bell bottoms were a fashion statement? Do you remember when the tracks on the oldies rock stations were top 40 hits? If so, you just…
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Taco Bell’s Totally-Not-Taquitos
Posted on Nov 24, 2014
It’s a generally accepted fact that Taco Bell never puts out anything new. The last successfully trending menu items they had released were the Doritos Locos Tacos and their many iterations, and they…
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A Trough of Buff
Posted on Oct 21, 2014
One of the latest seasonal offerings that Sonic is providing are “Boneless Wings” in three flavors: Buffalo, Asian Sweet Chili, and Barbecue. The rationality of eating sticky wings in a car aside, we…