The colors were so beautiful. They promised me so much. Whenever I felt sad, or lonely, or worried, all I would do is listen to the colors, and they would promise me that all things would be okay…
4 posts tagged commercials
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The Colors of Wishbone
Posted by palabomeno on Oct 29, 2020
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Mini Cheddars are ruining my life
Posted by brilokuloj on Sep 28, 2020
Mini Cheddars. Mini Cheddars. Mini Cheddars. Mini Cheddars. It means SOMETHING. It has to, right? It’s everywhere. It’s torturing me. My life was good before Mini Cheddars. (My life was actually…
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Reach dairy enlightenment through the Cheese Riddles
Posted on Sep 21, 2020
The mysteries of the world are uncountable, unknowable, perplexing beyond human imagination. There’s so much that we cannot know, things we will not, must not know. These grains of forbidden knowledge…
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Subway versus the $5 Footlong
Posted on Jun 12, 2020
The Five Dollar Footlong is one of the trademarks of Subway restaurants. You probably remember its classic jingle from way back in the day:
If you don’t eat at Subway as often as you used to, it’s…