The year was 2018. Ghost kitchens were a burgeoning business, and their success had recently picked up in the era of apps like DoorDash. Our star Nathen Mazri did not invent the ghost kitchen, though…
32 posts tagged 2020
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GarfieldEATS
Posted by brilokuloj on Feb 1, 2026
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Mouth Dreams, as reviewed by the panic attacks it gave me Covid-19
Posted by brilokuloj on Jun 11, 2023
Neil Cicierega, also known by his band name Lemon Demon, is an internet sensation. In my opinion, he’s the internet sensation, because he and his friends basically shaped the internet as we know it…
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One year of COVID-19! Covid-19
Posted on Apr 15, 2021
Happy one year anniversary! It’s hard to believe it’s been a full year, huh? I know, it feels like it was just yesterday. Oh, you don’t know what it’s the anniversary of? Well, it’s been one year…
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Limited Run’s Chex Quest Chex Warrior Edition was worth the wait
Posted on Feb 24, 2021
We. Love. Chex Quest. It’s one of the best games of all time. It’s certainly the best Doom game of all time. AND it came with a free box of cereal - you can’t beat that for a bargain! In the classic…
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Popeyes beignets are soured by Hershey’s
Posted on Jan 13, 2021
Is there anything more New Orleans than a beignet? Well, I mean, probably: etouffee, red beans and rice, gumbo, the Holy Trinity of onions, bell peppers, and celery… yeah, beignets aren’t the most…
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2020 in review Covid-19
Posted on Dec 31, 2020
What a fucking year, huh? Christ. We have no idea what to say. This year feels like it’s lasted a decade in itself but went by in a flash. All years feel like that to us, but this one was especially…
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Taco Bell’s Grilled Cheese Burrito is good, but not good enough
Posted on Dec 14, 2020
The Grilled Cheese Burrito was introduced at Taco Bell back in like, July, and it wasn’t until now that we’ve decided to review it. It’s not like we hadn’t had it since it came out - we’ve eaten it…
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Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese is okay.
Posted on Dec 7, 2020
When does irony stop mattering? Advertisers understand that irony has been a powerful marketing force for years now. Just look at the state of many products: marketers no longer try to assure us that…
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Thanksgiving is also cancelled Covid-19
Posted on Nov 24, 2020
It’s that time of year again: Thanksgiving! And you know what that means? Thanksgiving has been cancelled this year! There will be no Thanksgiving this year, because going to Thanksgiving is probably…
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Popeyes’ “Twisty” Wicked Shrimp gets it twisted on the wickedness
Posted on Nov 15, 2020
Popeyes is one of our favorite restaurants for limited time offers. Back in the day, we practically survived off of their amazing $4 monthly deals, all of which were interesting and completely…
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McDonald’s finally catches up with the spicy nugget trend
Posted on Sep 25, 2020
Finally, the last and greatest of the Big Three falls to the world of spicy nuggets. Spicy Chicken McNuggets are now available nationwide, after so many spiceless years. It’s hard to imagine that…
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VRChat - Penny’s Diner & Bakery
Posted on Sep 20, 2020
Quick rundown if you have no idea what’s going on here: VRChat is a MMO social game where users can create and upload their own avatars and worlds that can be viewed in 3D space. It’s basically a lot…
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I liked fanfiction more than Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie
Posted by brilokuloj on Sep 18, 2020
I really, really, really wanted to like Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie. I don’t know if I can paint a good word-picture for you of just how badly I wanted this movie. Did you know I waited for this…
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Taco Bell is making us live in Taco Hell
Posted on Sep 8, 2020
Taco Bell is back at it again spitting in the face of their customers by butchering their menu. After the travesty that was their recent decimation, they’ve once again taken the scalpel to their menu…
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Do Us A Flavor and stay inside
Posted on Aug 26, 2020
It’s that time of year again! In case you haven’t been out to get groceries in the past, oh, ten or so years, Lay’s has regularly done more “interesting” flavors as limited-time promotions. It all…
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Kraft Dinner is now Kraft Breakfast and there are no more rules
Posted on Aug 12, 2020
Everybody who has ever lived in their life likes to eat macaroni and cheese for dinner. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is so popular as a dinner time treat, it’s simply labeled “Kraft Dinner” in Canada…
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Taco Bell’s menu annihilation, one item at a time Covid-19
Posted on Jul 21, 2020
Disclaimer: I can’t believe this needs to be said, but please don’t get mad at fast food employees over menu changes. Seriously. The people making and serving your food have no control over this, and…
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We deem Hylics 2 the weirdest game of 2020
Posted on Jul 2, 2020
Hylics 2 is a JRPG-style game made by Mason Lindroth and released on June 22, 2020. Hylics 2 was probably our most-anticipated game in many, many years. The first Hylics is one of our top games of all…
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Animal Crossing needs a Gay Wedding Season
Posted on Jun 25, 2020
Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a gay game. We’re not going to beat around the bush with that! It’s gay. If you play it, you’re gay. We’re not accepting arguments. Gay people love this game. Gay…
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Subway versus the $5 Footlong
Posted on Jun 12, 2020
The Five Dollar Footlong is one of the trademarks of Subway restaurants. You probably remember its classic jingle from way back in the day:
If you don’t eat at Subway as often as you used to, it’s…
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Taco Bell’s Pineapple Whip is no Dole Whip I Want a Dole Whip
Posted on Jun 2, 2020
As soon as we saw that Taco Bell was doing a Pineapple Whip Freeze, we got pretty excited. The reason for this was because we had seen at least one person compare it to the Dole Whip, a frozen…
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Scott Ja-Mama’s packs big barbecue into a tiny package
Posted on May 26, 2020
We discovered Scott Ja-Mama’s by complete chance. Driving down the road, as we are wont to do, we simply came to the intersection of Diamond Lake and Nicollet and were forced to stop at its red light…
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Burger King brought back spicy nuggets. Why? Covid-19
Posted on May 25, 2020
Burger King brought its spicy nuggets back. You didn’t know they had left? You didn’t even know that Burger King even had spicy nuggets? We can’t blame you. Burger King introduced spicy nuggets back…
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Burger Jones came and went Covid-19
Posted on May 21, 2020
Horrible news, fans of hamburgers and weirdly charged environments: the Burger Jones in south Minneapolis has closed down permanently. Yes, due to the COVID-19 situation they’ve decided that keeping…
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Wendy’s gave us a free GroupNug. Why? The Experience
Posted on May 20, 2020
Hey, Wendy’s is giving away free nuggets! Did you know about this? I mean, it happened on April 24th, so if it’s not April 24th where you are right now, it’s too late. But we managed to get some…
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Pandemic Express The Experience
Posted on May 15, 2020
Sometimes, you just gotta have some Panda Express. So we got some Panda. In these coronavirus-riddled times, it’s not so easy to go out and get you some Panda Express, though. It takes significantly…
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The Chipotle Unexperience The Experience
Posted on May 8, 2020
There is an amazing Mexican restaurant in our area that we only rarely go to. The Andale Taquiera is a hidden gem of the suburbs, a Guy Fieri-approved diner that serves some of the most amazing…
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April Fool’s 2020 Cancelled
Posted on Apr 1, 2020
Happy April Fool’s Day, everybody! It is with a heavy heart that we must report to you that April Fool’s Day has been totally cancelled this year. Unfortunately, there is literally nothing whatsoever…
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Eggware.XYZ Coronavirus Statement Covid-19
Posted on Mar 23, 2020
We here at Eggware.XYZ value the safety and security of our visitors foremost. With the spread of the novel coronavirus and COVID-19 in recent weeks, we have been doing jack shit behind the scenes…
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KFC’s Chicken & Donuts Sandwich
Posted on Mar 2, 2020
Are you tired of chicken yet? Chicken sandwiches have truly taken over fast food. I mean, how many of the most recent reviews we’ve done have been chicken sandwiches? 2019 was the Year of the Chicken…
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Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries
Posted on Feb 29, 2020
Taco Bell, PLEASE just add Nacho Fries to your full time menu. We know you want to. Everybody loves them. Everybody wants them. You’ve been coasting off of the McRib effect for long enough and it’s…
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McDonald’s McChicken Biscuit and Chicken McGriddle
Posted on Feb 24, 2020
From where we are in 2020, it’s hard to imagine McDonald’s was once a major innovator in the world of fast food. The McDonald brothers and Ray Kroc were the inventors of the fast food concept, after…