Cleaning My Tabs #4
Posted by brilokuloj on Jun 13, 2024
I had “only” reached 320 tabs, but my computer was actually starting to slow down this time. I checked my memory, and sure enough, it was taken up by my literal hundreds of tabs. You know what that means.
- SCP-7715
- SCP butt ghosts
- List of citrus fruits
- “The burgers were adorably adorned with mini Mario and Luigi hats.”
- Charismatic megafauna
- Google image search: green sea turtle
- Apparently Roblox has its own confic.
- “20 Recipes That Let Avocado Shine”, even though I can’t afford avocados
- “Crispy and Flavorful Avocado Fries”, even though I can’t afford avocados
- Webkinz Pet Emotions
- Google Image Search: goat
- Softbody Playground V53 C4d4u
- Borzoi Puppies’ First Blizzard
- Playthrough of Ballance, a game I didn’t know existed until I watched this video
- Google Image Search: acrobat ant
- yourmomdotcom, an early IRC bot
- Dobos torte
- r/CannedSardines
- “Wait, how were those sardines hunted exactly?”
- Google Image Search: meepit juice break
- Waga Baba Bobo
- Breakfast roll
- One of the classic Minecraft mods gives Creepers testicles: Creeper Oyster
- r/BestofRedditorUpdates
- Wikipedia: Catnip (which I am trying to grow but it isn’t going very well)
- Never Feed Your Cat Whipped Cream
- r/hotsauce
- Researching a bug in Lobotomy Corporation that makes it impossible for me to play on Linux
- List of cocktails
- r/ObsidianMD
- A guide to writing your first Django app, which I am not doing
- Marxist theory
- Google: house md testicle explosion dream
- House Wiki: Clinical depression
- Wikipedia: Max Stirner
- r/CrumblCookies
- Google Image Search: three seals
- Wikipedia: Myrmecia (ant)
- r/nostalgia, one of the funniest subreddits I’ve found
- Lumatone, a keyboard I can’t afford
- HexBoard MIDI Controller, another keyboard I can’t afford
- Google Image Search: infinity train season 4
- “So are Baked Lays actually ok for those trying to lower cholesterol?”, a concern I don’t have
- r/ShittyLifeProTips
- A news article about the cheese curd food truck I tried recently
- Wikipedia: Carrot cake
- Minecraft Wiki: Swimming
- Pikipedia: Red Pikmin
- Google Search: megasloth rimworld
- Rimworld Wiki: Morbid carpet
- Wikipedia: Mineral water
- “cookies keep becoming… this horror”
- Google Image Search: animal crossing reese
- Google Image Search: synthetic diamond
- Wikipedia: Dado (architecture)
- ELECOM Relacon Handheld Trackball Pointer, Ergonomic Thumb Mouse for Right or Left Hand, Bluetooth, 10 Buttons for TV, Presentation, Game, PC & MAC
- Google Search: juicy juice
- Google Image Search: fnaf 3 springtrap ending scary face (a modern urban legend I saw being passed around)
- Webkinz Wiki: Googles Noodles
But wait… I still had two dozen tabs open…
How could this be?
The answer was stranger than anything I could have imagined. I had misplaced an extra Firefox window. Somehow, I had sent it to another workspace and just never found it again.
With this, I bring you: a nearly completely unedited look into my browsing history.
- Easy-Peasy Potato Curry Recipe
- Reviews for Fail-Safe, an interactive fiction game I couldn’t finish
- A tab where I was trying and failing to play Fail-Safe
- YouTube: Glaggleland Massacre
- YouTube: How Kittens Grows Up: From 0-48 Days
- YouTube: Toadofsky - “Starwrld 1” Full Movie - no clue what this is, didn’t watch it
- YouTube: Timestamped Half Life funny moment
- Dev blog of someone making an interesting voxel renderer
- An introductory page about interactive fiction
- Wikipedia: New Journalism
- The menu of my local deli
- Reddit front page
- “FedEx breaks ≈$14,000 bottle of medicine for the second time.”
- How to cook with miso paste
- Some sort of flavor chart that I don’t remember the context of
- “How restaurants remove the skin from chickpeas en masse for hummus”
- Old tweet about Bean Dad that I was archiving
- Another tweet about the Bean Dad
- Our D&D Wayback article
- New Tab
- Documentation for the lightbox plugin I use
- Unavailable Discord image
- “How do I cook frozen cooked chilli?”
- New Tab
- Eggware.XYZ Blog Archive
There you have it. CLEAN YOUR TABS!
Categories: life
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