Cleaning My Tabs #2
Posted by brilokuloj on Apr 28, 2024
Over the past few weeks I experienced a depressive episode and racked up to 327 open tabs! You know what that means - TIME TO CLEAN MY TABS!
- A video of someone terrorizing their duck with illusions
- Sloppy Jarnt
- Tips on making pavlova, which I will never make
- My own previous tab cleaning article
- Watching baby seal videos again even though they freak me out
- Looking up videos of goats as reference for a character I was drawing, and being reminded that breeder videos of their animals are really funny for some reason
- StackOverflow
- Google Image Search for “catapult rock”
- r/onegoldenbraincell, a subreddit for Golden Retrievers being stupid
- Searching “divorce” on the Stardew Valley subreddit
- “Is it gay if I married my homie in Stardew valley”
- Telescope emoji
- Google Image Search for “stanford bunny”
- The “literary significance and criticism” section of the Wikipedia article on Snow Crash, a novel I haven’t read
- Reminding myself how to do symmetry in Inkscape
- r/TwoHotTakes, which appears to be a subreddit for some sort of podcast I have never listened to, but hosts some of the funniest relationship drama I’ve ever seen
- Why are Oriental Shorthairs so horrifying-looking? And why do they still have such a shitty name?
- r/FuckPierre, a subreddit specifically for hating on Pierre from Stardew Valley
- The Stardew Valley Wiki’s page on Friendship
- People discussing horrifying cutscenes in Stardew Valley, a thread that mercifully prepared me for the cutscene where Linus offers to show you something in his tent and it cuts to black with loud splorching sounds
- “idk what people’s feelings on the skull hell hole is but mine are feelings of pure rage.”
- “Your Iridium Hoe is ready”
- Some sort of nightmarish automation-focused Stardew mod which I can tell just from a glance would completely destroy my free time
- Underwater and indoor pool photos on Pexels
- LIST OF CUISINES
- My dear sweet wife briefly got obsessed with these videos of bottles rolling down the stairs.
- r/CrumblCookies, a subreddit for overpriced cookies I can’t afford
- Literally what the fuck is a crookie
- Apparently Crumbl Cookies has a “cookie” that’s literally just an overpriced rice krispie treat
- I got so mad I started looking at actual rice krispie treat recipes
- Watched the Howard Stern Cookie Puss video again
- The page for Chowder on the Chowder wiki
- I found these “competitive stoner” “challenges” and the premise was horrifying enough but I just couldn’t think of a good joke to do with it so it rotted in my tabs.
- Wendal T. Wolf on the Internet Animation Database
- Google Image Search for “guitar pedal”
- I tried figuring out how Pluralkit does that thing where it changes the icon and name, but the code was confusing and I gave up
- Cool orchestrion video. I love musical automata so much, dude
- “Magic Wand Reader - Droopy the Dragon” – some weird oldschool electronic book reader. I remember that I looked this up because it was allegedly sampled in a song, but I don’t remember what song, so… great.
- r/BestofRedditorUpdates
- r/hotsauce
- “My roommate won a cholula dispenser in a giveaway… and so did my other roommate” – the fuck would you even do? THAT’S SO MUCH CHOLULA.
- I want to try buldak so bad I’m gonna straight up kill someone
- Needleminder pizza
- Plum sauce
- “What’s the unluckiest yall ever been in a modded playthrough?” “In Project Ozone 2, I had a special creeper spawn, play the John Cena intro, and then blow up my entire base.”
- A defunct guide to getting Sonic Adventure working on Linux
- Google Image Search for “cinnabon”
- Minecraft horse
- Google Image Search for “dirt path”
- “How would you cook pre-sliced venison backstrap?” – I do not have venison backstrap.
- “Anyone else never been complimented?” … on their perfume.
- Google Image Search for “bonkers”, which I do not recommend if you don’t want to be jumpscared by inflation
That only left me with a little under 30 tabs worth of looking at the Starbucks subreddit. That will be a separate article!
Categories: life
Tagged: reddit
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