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  • Big the Cat will be in my nightmares

    Posted by brilokuloj on Sep 16, 2024

    Depression, as you may know, is a weighted blanket with evil intentions. It’s the nap on the couch that you swear will only take half an hour, and then when you wake up the sun has already set. Over…

  • The Periodic Table of Snapple Elements The Wayback Machine

    Posted by brilokuloj on Jun 21, 2024

    As you may remember, we recently posted our review of the 2022 Snapple Elements. This article ended on a cliffhanger when I discovered that, contrary to their comeback marketing, there were missing…

  • The 5 Legendary Snapples

    Posted on Jun 4, 2024

    In a world of disarray, where the winters are burning hot and the summers have turned cold, Keurig Dr Pepper dares to make a statement. The company is reintroducing Snapple Elements, their 1999 series…

  • Music from Doom Vol. 1 The Wayback Machine

    Posted by brilokuloj on Mar 26, 2023

    As you may have heard, the Internet Archive has lost its first fight to defend their right to digitally lend books. This means, potentially, the loss of their millions of e-books. It’s for these…

  • Wizards of the Coast - Dungeons & Dragons The Wayback Machine

    Posted by palabomeno on Mar 24, 2021

    If you are familiar with tabletop role playing games, you know Dungeons & Dragons. There’s a quote I like from the late, great Terry Pratchett, regarding J.R.R. Tolkien’s influence on the world of…

  • Limited Run’s Chex Quest Chex Warrior Edition was worth the wait

    Posted on Feb 24, 2021

    We. Love. Chex Quest. It’s one of the best games of all time. It’s certainly the best Doom game of all time. AND it came with a free box of cereal - you can’t beat that for a bargain! In the classic…

  • 3D Doritos are back and nothing will ever be bad again

    Posted by palabomeno on Jan 21, 2021

    3D DORITOS ARE BACK!!! 90S KIDS REJOICE!!! WOW THEY’RE BACK!!! OH MY GOD!!! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN!!! WOWOWOW!!! Oh, you don’t know what 3D Doritos are? You poor pitiful zoomer, sit down and let…

  • Nightmare Ned was Disney’s doomed dream Retrospectacles

    Posted by brilokuloj on Jan 12, 2021

    If you were a kid in the 90s playing CD-ROM games, you probably played at least one Disney Interactive game. For kids learning how to use the computer, Disney games were the best of the best, the…

  • 101 Dalmatians: Escape from DeVil Manor haunts me to this day Retrospectacles

    Posted by brilokuloj on Dec 15, 2020

    There’s something about the 101 Dalmatians franchise that enraptured me as a child against all odds. Be outraged if you must, but truth be told, I’m not even sure if I had watched the original movie…

  • Tomba! The Wayback Machine

    Posted on Nov 30, 2020

    Tomba! is a rare case of a ‘cult favorite’ game that I sincerely feel like had no good reason to not be popular. It was produced and directed by Tokuro Fujiwara, already known for producing and…

  • I’m cuckoo for Blue’s Clues Blue Foods

    Posted by brilokuloj on Oct 24, 2020

    I really loved Blue’s Clues. Did you ever watch that one? The kids show with the blue cartoon dog? I loved Blue’s Clues well past the point where most children would have moved on to other shows. I…

  • Super Mario 64’s Spooky Moments Retrospectacles

    Posted on Oct 31, 2015

    Super Mario 64 did more than just bring Mario to the third dimension: it literally defined a new genre and revolutionized video gaming for the rest of eternity. It’s impossible to overstate just how…

  • Tomba!'s Spooky Moments Retrospectacles

    Posted on Oct 28, 2015

    Tomba! is a 1997 side-scrolling platformer released for the Sony Playstation by Whoopee Camp. Designed by Tokuro Fujiwara, creator of the Ghosts 'n Goblins series, Tomba is an interesting…

  • Banjo Kazooie’s Spooky Moments Retrospectacles

    Posted on Oct 21, 2015

    Banjo-Kazooie is a 1998 3D platformer game for the Nintendo 64 by Rareware, and is considered by many to be one of the best games for the N64 altogether. It involves a bear (Banjo) and his best…

  • Ecco the Dolphin’s Spooky Moments Retrospectacles

    Posted on Oct 19, 2015

    Ecco the Dolphin is an action-adventure game developed by Novotrade International and published by Sega in 1992. Starring the titular Ecco, a bottlenosed dolphin with a strange constellation-shaped…

  • Donkey Kong Country’s Spooky Moments Retrospectacles

    Posted by palabomeno on Oct 16, 2015

    Donkey Kong Country was released in 1994 for the Super Nintendo. It was developed by Rare, and was the first entry to make Donkey Kong his own standalone hero instead of a Mario villain. It was…

  • 3D Monster Maze Retrospectacles

    Posted on Oct 12, 2015

    Some fears are more primal than others. All things spooky tap into the darker parts of our mind, where our basic survival instincts lie, and exploit them to simulate experiencing a level of fear that…

  • Croc’s Spooky Moments Retrospectacles

    Posted on Oct 6, 2015

    Welcome to Halloween! Or as most people like to call it, October! This Halloween, we want to talk about some of the stuff that scared us the worst when we were kids. It’s time to take a retrospective…

  • Taco Bell: Tasty Temple Challenge Retrospectacles

    Posted on Jul 8, 2015

    Hey kids! Do you like Taco Bell? Do you like Duke Nukem 3D? Of course you do? Well, what if I told you there was a way you could enjoy Taco Bell and Duke Nukem 3D at the same time - Wait, didn’t we…

  • Chex Quest Retrospectacles

    Posted on Jul 1, 2015

    Hey, kids! Do you like Chex Cereal? Do you like DOOM? Of course you do! Well, what if I told you there was a way you could enjoy Chex and DOOM at the same time? No, no I’m serious - wait - no, don’t…

  • Dazzeloids Retrospectacles

    Posted on Jun 24, 2015

    The city of Compli City is under attack! Not by giant monsters, or terrorists, or anything so simple as that, but one of the greatest threats known to man - Boredom! Our only hope? The…

  • Sonic’s Schoolhouse Retrospectacles

    Posted on Jun 17, 2015

    Why the hell did they decide to make Sonic the Hedgehog the star of an educational game for children? Who allowed this to happen? We want names. Who, somewhere in the leadership of Sega, let this…

  • Sonic 3D Blast Retrospectacles

    Posted on Jun 3, 2015

    This is the first article in our new series, Retrospectacles, where we look back at beloved pop cultural sensations and break them down for the utterly ridiculous[1] things about them. From Sonic to…

  • Unlimited Content in a Limited World

    Posted on May 4, 2015

    As technologies change, the ways that we share information and data with each other is forced to change with it. People are always finding new ways to consume and distribute information, while the…