Eggware.XYZ Blog

  • Latest
  • Archive
  • Categories
  • Home

    The Experience

    Articles about things that we enjoy, captured as single points in time.

  • The Breakfast Crunchwrap Experience The Experience

    Posted on Apr 6, 2020

    Disclaimer: Due to the outbreak of the novel coronavirus, we weren’t really able to go outside and buy a Breakfast Crunchwrap to take photos of for our article. We’re making do with stock images from…

  • The Chipotle Unexperience The Experience

    Posted on May 8, 2020

    There is an amazing Mexican restaurant in our area that we only rarely go to. The Andale Taquiera is a hidden gem of the suburbs, a Guy Fieri-approved diner that serves some of the most amazing…

  • Pandemic Express The Experience

    Posted on May 15, 2020

    Sometimes, you just gotta have some Panda Express. So we got some Panda. In these coronavirus-riddled times, it’s not so easy to go out and get you some Panda Express, though. It takes significantly…

  • Wendy’s gave us a free GroupNug. Why? The Experience

    Posted on May 20, 2020

    Hey, Wendy’s is giving away free nuggets! Did you know about this? I mean, it happened on April 24th, so if it’s not April 24th where you are right now, it’s too late. But we managed to get some…

  • The Minnesota Zoo The Experience

    Posted on May 20, 2020

    We love the Minnesota Zoo. Every time we’ve gone there, it’s been a fantastic experience. For the money, it’s one of the best ways to pack an entire day full of entertainment, exercise, and education…

  • Shantytown is the secret of the suburbs everyone knows The Experience

    Posted on Jun 4, 2020

    There is a secret in the city of Bloomington, Minnesota. It’s not well-kept, but it’s still a secret, and requires you to go out of your way to discover its truth. On a side road, nestled between a…

  • Five Dollar Pizza is so much more than it’s worth The Experience

    Posted on Sep 5, 2020

    Pizza is too expensive! We’ll just say it! It costs too much money to buy a pizza! Having to pay so much damn money for a simple bread, sauce, and cheese is exhausting. In the quarantine environment…

  • The Checkers Experience The Experience

    Posted on Oct 17, 2020

    Have you ever eaten at a Checkers? Or have you ever eaten at a Rally’s? What if I told you that these are the same restaurant??? Madness, you’d tell me, those are two different names they must be two…

  • A Beef-A-Roo from me to you The Experience

    Posted on May 7, 2021

    So, just to get it out of the way, we live in Illinois now! Yep, we moved out of the Minneapolis area and are now living in Chicagoland. It’s been a long time coming for us, but we couldn’t be happier…

  • Olivo Taco - it’s world-famous for a reason The Experience

    Posted on May 14, 2021

    The best food is always local food. The more local, the better. No pizza from any big chain can compare to a simple pie cooked by somebody who owns a house in your town. A hamburger will always taste…

  • Walmart Deli Hell The Experience

    Posted by starsystemerror on Jun 3, 2024

    Earlier this year, I had a job that had me sitting at a kiosk in a Walmart for hours a day, smiling at people, answering questions, and sometimes doing some actual work. Most of the time, though, I…