Allegria Island

Posted by brilokuloj on Mar 16, 2025

The first thing you need to know is that Allegria Island was the first map in Furcadia to feature the ability to upload your own player-created maps. Until the 2000s, you couldn’t even upload inside of your own maps! Even after the upload ability spread elsewhere, people stuck to Allegria because it was where they had already set up shop.

The second thing you need to know is that Allegria Island was explicitly a 13+ rated map. If you wanted to browse the bulk of what Furcadia had to offer, you had to be at least 13.

Sippy was not 13, but this would not stop them.

Hall of Dreams

Landing in Allegria Island started you in the “Hall of Dreams”, a sight perhaps more iconic to the beginner Furcadia experience than the Vinca or even its own later attempts at welcome maps.

The hall was best known for being absolutely flooded at all times with open portals to player-created maps. There was an unspoken etiquette to not completely drowning out the walkable space, but sometimes people did it anyway. The maps that were featured here were often the most generic, meaning that in order to access anything of note, you had no choice but to walk a precarious tightrope.

That might sound absurd nowadays, but this was frequently the laggiest map in the game, and lag was a real concern that made it hard to keep track of how many steps you had taken. If you didn’t have your route already memorized, it was easy to get sucked into a place with a name like “Cabbit Lazer Tag”.

This building was also a popular place for advertisers to congregate. Promoting your own map was fair game, as long as you weren’t flooding the chat, and if you were able to stomach people telling you to shut the hell up.

The Sonic Area

The room on the right side of the Hall was otherwise unremarkable with nothing more than a few pillows and a table, but directly behind the sitting area was a wall you could walk through in order to access an unnamed patch of grass. The room and the little “yard” behind it added up to an area that never had a formal name, but became known as the area that Sonic the Hedgehog-themed maps would congregate.

One of the most substantial and well-known Sonic maps was located inside the building. In fact, it was a “chartered guild”, which is a long way to say that they had a reserved parking space.

Just to the left of the Popular Sonic Map was the spot where a known self-identified pedophile would drop his own map as a lure to find more kids to talk to. The map featured his intentionally ugly art of fat furries (not to be confused with fatfur art), which seemed to serve as a way to weed out normies and draw in the kind of kid who was desperate enough to talk to anyone. Most of the visitors of the Popular Sonic Map would become familiar with him in time, and he would develop a small following of little boys aged 9 to 13 who thought he was just absolutely hilarious.

Directly outside on the lawn was the Other Popular Sonic Map, which existed in a perpetual state of beef with the first one. Eventually the first Popular Sonic Map would fade into obscurity and be forgotten, and a dozen copycats would spring up in its place - none ever as populated as it was.

The Cool Buildings

To the right of the Hall was the Arena, a grey building boasting the “COOL1” ruleset. The rules of COOL1 were that you could only have official in-universe powers, but you didn’t need a character sheet and all combat was settled through negotiation with no permadeath.

Since this was effectively completely ordinary roleplay, it wasn’t a surprise that this building was almost always empty.

North of this was another unnamed building, this one a gazebo. This one had the COOL2 ruleset, which required a character sheet and a simple dice roll system for combat. It is a testament to how little the average Furcadian cared about roleplay that this building had only one purpose, and that was to host “Haven” (not to be confused with New Haven), an out-of-character guild dedicated to teaching new players art and coding.

Even norther from here was a closed building marked with the even stricter COOL3 ruleset. There was no way to enter this building, nor any way to upload maps within it. What was the point?

The path to camp

For how much of Allegria was traversed over and over by the inhabitants, many of its most popular locations remained unnamed. One of these was the walkway down to camp, which was the home of many popular regularly-appearing maps, but was most known as the place for Build-a-Homes.

Build-a-Home was a subgenre of user-created map: upon upload, the map was an eerie neighborhood of empty houses. Once players filtered in, they would be able to “claim” a home and then access a furniture store that they could decorate their homes with. Not only were these tremendously popular, but generous map creators would occasionally release free template maps with all the code already done, spawning another dozen low-effort clones.

This path was also the location of Lost Lake, a roleplay map that also existed as a permanent memorial to its owner Alexsi. Lost Lake soon became known as nothing more than a graveyard, but its persistence added to the general experience that Furcadia was a living, breathing place.

Northwest of the path, connected to the southwestern exit of the Hall, was a water fixture with bird bath. This was where you put Pokemon-themed maps. Nobody knew why, and nobody cared to ask. This was just where the Pokemon lived.

The North Shore

Despite being apparently important enough to get a name, this stretch of coastline was frequently almost totally empty. If there was ever a map here, it was almost guaranteed to be someone’s personal home, with a whitelist that only allowed their immediate friends.

The Camp Site

With a few chairs around a campfire, you’d think this would be a prime location for a chat. But nobody went to Allegria to sit around and chat.

You see, just north of the camp site was where the Naruto roleplay maps went. And the Yu-Gi-Oh maps, and the Bleach maps. All of these were hosted inside, or around, the nearby Scarhawk pen.

So where did the animal-themed maps go?

The crumbled fence

East of the camp site and inside a square of crumbled fencing was what was evidently intended to be a private section for the personal homes that scattered the northern shore. The area even came with numbers from 1 to 8, perhaps so that you could tell your friend “hey come to my place, I’m at 6” and they might have a hope of knowing what you’re talking about.

Instead, people put their Lion King maps here.

Home Isle and Keywi Isle

In time, it would become clear that Allegria was just too small for the ideas it contained. Though Furcadia staff would attempt to spread out the load with the release of maps like The Wylde (a map specifically dedicated to hosting wild animal-themed maps), it just didn’t get people to break their routine.

In a last-ditch effort, Allegria Island was updated with two orbiting isles: Home Isle and Keywi Isle (the latter also sometimes known as “Feral Island”). The idea was that Home Isle would contain all the personal houses, and Keywi Isle would contain the Lion King maps.

In practice, separating two of the least troublesome genre of maps into their own areas was a fool’s errand, and these did not see regular usage. If anything, we could have had a dedicated Build-a-Home district, but nooo.

Modern times

In 2016, Allegria would finally see a remake with the release of the Second Dreaming update.

The modern redesign of Allegria tragically integrates itself with Acropolis into an amalgamation of the two maps that doesn’t capture the best features of either. The crossroads return, but not the zoomgates. The wedding chapel returns just sort of glued in among the clutter, and Storyteller’s Circle is shoved into the topmost corner of the map.

The new Greco-Roman theming is almost enough to at least give the new Allegria an identity of its own, but it shares one crucial flaw in common with all of the other “Modern Furcadia-isms”: it’s a bunch of freakin’ hallways. Where old Allegria was once a giant free-for-all where people mostly self-moderated, it’s now a collection of non-interactive setpieces separated by multiple screens of walking. BOO!

One true story

It was my mother’s birthday. I loved birthdays, but I didn’t know anyone in real life who would celebrate. I signed onto Furcadia and went straight to the Hall of Dreams, where I knew I would find the quickest and highest concentration of random people willing to go along with my whims.

I dragged my mom over to the computer and asked her to watch. “Hey everyone it’s my mom’s birthday,” I wrote into chat. “Say happy birthday to my mom!” Everyone on this game was super nice to me, so I felt confident in this plan.

The nice words poured in, as I knew they would. But one person said something I couldn’t have predicted: “Is she hot?”

I felt like I was going to scream. But my mom, in a rare state of sympathy for my online mishaps, did not blame me this time. She just laughed uncomfortably and said “Alright, I think I get it.” – and everyone awkwardly went their own separate ways, a silent agreement to not talk about it.

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