Oof, my crumblin' joints

Posted by brilokuloj on Jun 19, 2024

Reddit user vetruv has discovered a peculiar oddity in the world of overpriced shopping chains: “anybody noticed that there’s always a crumbl cookies near the joint chiropractic?”

If you’re a reader of this blog, I hope I don’t have to tell you to take r/conspiracy with more than just a grain of salt… I’m talking a loaded salt shaker and a tub of popcorn, and a reminder that you are not immune to right-wing propaganda. That said, this one is really, really funny.

And true. I looked up the only Crumbl Cookies in my city and it’s a 3-minute drive from a Joint Chiropractic.

So what’s the deal here? What’s the overlap between people who can afford $5 cookies and people who think chiropractors are real doctors? Are Crumbl cookies crumbling people’s bones? Much to think about.

Categories: food humor occult

Tagged: the joint chiropractic chiropractic crumbl cookies

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