The world is such a beautiful tapestry that all you can do is laugh and then die.
Damn, that’s cool. This sounds like it could be a quote from classic literature, right? Nope. It’s a quote from my wife Paula — only ten minutes after she watched a grandmother get shitfaced drunk in a Wingstop, individually single out every employee to insult their appearance, slug the manager with a heavy bottle of vodka, and finally get dragged out of the building by her family, who she then attacked in the parking lot.
Pretty good boneless wings though.