Mini Cheddars. Mini Cheddars. Mini Cheddars. Mini Cheddars.
It means SOMETHING. It has to, right? It’s everywhere. It’s torturing me. My life was good before Mini Cheddars. (My life was actually really bad but I don’t care.) Maybe my life would be better without Mini Cheddars. Maybe it’s the one thing weighing me down, or maybe it was there, plotting even in my earliest days. How can I know I’ve never eaten a Mini Cheddar? “They’re British or something,” I hear you saying, “and you’ve lived in America your entire life.” I don’t care. Someone smuggled a Mini Cheddar on an international flight one day and decided to poison me.
That’s the only explanation.
Tons of people get commercial jingles stuck in their head. I don’t care. This is not that. This is nothing like that. This is way worse. I am being actively conspired against. These three commercials are all connected and I will show you how.
What drives seemingly ordinary, well-adjusted members of our society to partake in sadistic behavior?
That’s the common question I found myself wondering all over again when I discovered “MonkeyHateGate“. Deep in the bowels of YouTube is a community dedicated to a shared hatred of… baby monkeys.
Who are these people, and why do they hate baby monkeys? Seriously, they’re adorable. Right? Please don’t tell me you hate baby monkeys too. Uh oh. I hope we’re not going to have a problem here.
Yeah, at first glance, this whole thing sounded utterly laughable to me. I immediately concluded it must have been another dumb YouTube comment meme… I’m saying all this so that you don’t let your guard down. This article gets grim fast.
For the first time ever, Paula is the star of the show! Watch Paula play the original Half-Life while Warden howls and yelps over their shoulder. Can these two survive an invasion of the Cringe Creatures from the Fail Dimension? Find out in our new series.
What is it about Bubsy that inspires such visceral rage in all of us? Well, nearly all of us. Okay, what is it about Bubsy that inspires such visceral rage in everyone except for the people who are afflicted with deep, passionate love?
We did not solve this mystery over the course of these videos – Bubsy may have much to say, but he does not share his secrets. You can still watch our playthrough of every classic Bubsy game, wherein we slowly suffer from a neurotic breakdown.
Fun fact: The ‘Bubsathon’ was titled such because it was originally going to be a playthrough done in one sitting. That did not happen. The title remains, because even with a week’s wait between, by the end of this we had experienced more pain than any marathon runner.
If your Bubs-lust has not been sated, we have a podcast episode about Bubsy on our Patreon that nearly killed us to record. You can pledge as little as $1 a month to die too.