Eggware.XYZ produces a NEW zine… One filled to the BRIM with facts about our favorite mammal, THE RAT.
RAT FACTS! Have you ever wondered to yourself, “what do rats do? What do they want? And why are they here?” Ponder no more! RAT FACTS has the answers you need! Do you want to know what a rat’s favorite food is? RAT FACTS! Need to know what rats do in their spare time? RAT FACTS! Do you have a pet rat and want to know how to get it to stop screaming in a human voice?* RAT FACTS! This informative little pamphlet is the DEFINITIVE, the ULTIMATE, and the DEFINITELY LEAST MADE UP of ANY rat information resource! Don’t hesitate! Don’t delay! And don’t screw this up!
*Stoppage of human-voice-screaming not guaranteed