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EGGWARE.XYZ: Rat Facts

Eggware.XYZ produces a NEW zine… One filled to the BRIM with facts about our favorite mammal, THE RAT.

RAT FACTS! Have you ever wondered to yourself, “what do rats do? What do they want? And why are they here?” Ponder no more! RAT FACTS has the answers you need! Do you want to know what a rat’s favorite food is? RAT FACTS! Need to know what rats do in their spare time? RAT FACTS! Do you have a pet rat and want to know how to get it to stop screaming in a human voice?* RAT FACTS! This informative little pamphlet is the DEFINITIVE, the ULTIMATE, and the DEFINITELY LEAST MADE UP of ANY rat information resource! Don’t hesitate! Don’t delay! And don’t screw this up!

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*Stoppage of human-voice-screaming not guaranteed

EGGWARE.XYZ: The Abbreviated Works of Roki

Prova is a planet ruled by two-legged animal-like aliens, where its “Lunan” religion has survived for centuries. Its rich tradition has been passed down from priest to priest, eventually becoming a predominant part of greater interstellar culture.

The philosophy of the legendary Kagzaren priest, Roki, has since grown to be one of the dominant religions of the galactic quarter. By studying the ancient texts, we can understand the reasons behind a once-backwater planet’s belief system rising to dominance. This collection contains a selection of original Roki texts, re-translated and commentated for clarity.

https://eggwarexyz.itch.io/the-abbreviated-work-of-roki