All of our Half-Life videos are now available for public viewing! That’s like, over 3 hours of content, daamn! Now including our Half-Life: Alyx playthrough, a fantastic voyage into virtual reality and eating inanimate objects. Give it a try if you don’t have anything better to do tonight!
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Which of classic shooter heroes does the gay?
We hope you’re all still having a great Pride Month! For us, however, it’s been a challenge. With the smash success of our Does Team Fortress 2 Is Gay article, we’ve been hounded with countless, trillions of requests to discern the sexuality of more video game characters. And who are we to say no?
In the interest of bettering society, we’ve decided to answer Which of Classic Shooter Heroes Does The Gay? These heroes of vintage first person shooter games have had people stumped for decades now. Are they straight? Gay? Are they even human? We have the answers. We’ve picked seven of the best first person shooter heroes of the 90s and discerned their exact sexualities with no margin of error. We’ve got this down to a science.
Hit the jump, and let’s find out just whom doing the gay is…
(more…)Half-Life Cringe Compilation | E05: Usurping the Fail Throne (FINALE)
For the first time ever, Paula is the star of the show in our Let’s Play of the original Half-Life! In this episode of Full-Life Half-Life Consequences, we take the fight to the Fail Dimension and discover the source of all known cringe in the universe. But is that all there is?
Half-Life Cringe Compilation | E04: Going to Lambda Cringefest
For the first time ever, Paula is the star of the show in our Let’s Play of the original Half-Life! In this episode of Full-Life Half-Life Consequences, Paula takes the fight all the way to the Lambda Complex itself, and beyond… Enter the fail dimension. Or take an elevator there.
Half-Life Cringe Compilation | E03: Parenting for Failoids
For the first time ever, Paula is the star of the show in our Let’s Play of the original Half-Life! In this episode: we learn that parenting ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Half-Life Cringe Compilation | E02: Workin’ on the Failroad
For the first time ever, Paula is the star of the show! Watch Paula play the original Half-Life while Warden howls and yelps over their shoulder. In this episode: Paula and Warden ride the tram and get unceremoniously murdered by the Elf Gun.
Half-Life Cringe Compilation | E01: Invasion of the Cringe Creatures
For the first time ever, Paula is the star of the show! Watch Paula play the original Half-Life while Warden howls and yelps over their shoulder. Can these two survive an invasion of the Cringe Creatures from the Fail Dimension? Find out in our new series.