Posts Tagged ‘eggware.xyz’

EGGWARE.XYZ: Rat Facts

Eggware.XYZ produces a NEW zine… One filled to the BRIM with facts about our favorite mammal, THE RAT.

RAT FACTS! Have you ever wondered to yourself, “what do rats do? What do they want? And why are they here?” Ponder no more! RAT FACTS has the answers you need! Do you want to know what a rat’s favorite food is? RAT FACTS! Need to know what rats do in their spare time? RAT FACTS! Do you have a pet rat and want to know how to get it to stop screaming in a human voice?* RAT FACTS! This informative little pamphlet is the DEFINITIVE, the ULTIMATE, and the DEFINITELY LEAST MADE UP of ANY rat information resource! Don’t hesitate! Don’t delay! And don’t screw this up!

Buy RAT FACTS NOW!!!!

*Stoppage of human-voice-screaming not guaranteed

GAMING: Fallout 76: Vault 76 | LEAKED E3 BETA??? EXCLUSIVE GAMEPLAY DOOTAGE

Warden and Paula of Eggware.XYZ have obtained a playable beta of Fallout 75 and are ready to show you exclusive footage! Join us on a journey as we discover all the crazy new features, explore Vault 77, and meet our amazing new companions.

GAMING: Pokemon Crystal Randofuser – Part 1: The Slamma

Hey Eggheadz! We’ve got something new for you – we’re doing a Pokemon Crystal Randofuser Nuzlocke run!

What the hell is that, you say? The Pokemon Crystal Randofuser is a randomizer program for Pokemon Crystal with a unique twist – instead of just randomizing the Pokemon, it mashes them together with others to create all-new Pokemon hybrids! We’ll be playing a version of Crystal altered with this program along with Nuzlocke rules – meaning that all Pokemon that faint must be released, and we can only catch the first Pokemon in an area.

So jump right in, and join us on a journey of unimaginable heartbreak and disappointment as we make valuable, irreplaceable friends that die forever! FUN!