Warden and Paula make a critical planning error in assuming that ferrets aren’t birds.

Hey Eggheadz! We’ve got something new for you – we’re doing a Pokemon Crystal Randofuser Nuzlocke run!

What the hell is that, you say? The Pokemon Crystal Randofuser is a randomizer program for Pokemon Crystal with a unique twist – instead of just randomizing the Pokemon, it mashes them together with others to create all-new Pokemon hybrids! We’ll be playing a version of Crystal altered with this program along with Nuzlocke rules – meaning that all Pokemon that faint must be released, and we can only catch the first Pokemon in an area.

So jump right in, and join us on a journey of unimaginable heartbreak and disappointment as we make valuable, irreplaceable friends that die forever! FUN!