Tag: 2004

This is it, the ending of Half-Life 2! At least until we get to Episode 1 and 2. In this rancid episode of Half-Life 2 Terrible Moments, we break into Cringe Central and confront the grodiest man in the world.

In today’s gross episode of Half-Life 2 Yucky Moments, we finally destroy Overwatch with the help of our best friend, Barney. At least, he thinks he’s our best friend.

In today’s cringe-ass episode of Half-Life 2 Garbage Moments, we wake up from a nice long nap just in time to die, live again, and die again. And again. And again. And again. Also we make friends!

In today’s heartbreaking episode of Half-Life 2 Hell Moments, we meet the most beautiful boy in the entire world. We will never forget you, Parrot.

In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Suck Moments, Gordon Freeman meets his new beautiful and powerful sons who will never abandon him, fail him, or let him down.

In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Fail Moments, we get to drive a special car! Then we lose the car. Then we encounter the Hell of Copter. Then we fail to save Andy from the hit Playstation game Heart of Darkness.

In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Cringe Moments, we go to Ravenholm because we are un-smart, and discover the very good reason that nobody goes there anymore. Because of the zombies. There are a lot of zombies.

I’M ON A BOAT.

I’M ON A BOAT.

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT.