All of our Half-Life videos are now available for public viewing! That’s like, over 3 hours of content, daamn! Now including our Half-Life: Alyx playthrough, a fantastic voyage into virtual reality and eating inanimate objects. Give it a try if you don’t have anything better to do tonight!
We’re all in agreement that 2020 sucks at this point, right? And it’s really not looking like 2021 is going to be any better. Aren’t you getting tired of this bullshit? Wouldn’t you like to go back?
Great news: there’s a magical website called the Wayback Machine where you can go almost anywhere you want, to almost any point in time where the internet existed. So as long as your fond memories aren’t from before the technological corruption of society, you have a chance to get away from this madness, even if just for a little bit.
Maybe unsurprisingly, I’ve been using the Machine a lot recently to escape the monotony of everyday horror. Today, I’d love to take you on a journey with me. This time I’m going to the website for the midwestern fast food chain Taco John’s, all the way back in 2004 – before online apps were a thing, and before competitor Taco Bell fucking betrayed all of us when we needed them the most.
Let’s go back… wayback!(more…)
This is it, the ending of Half-Life 2! At least until we get to Episode 1 and 2. In this rancid episode of Half-Life 2 Terrible Moments, we break into Cringe Central and confront the grodiest man in the world.
In today’s gross episode of Half-Life 2 Yucky Moments, we finally destroy Overwatch with the help of our best friend, Barney. At least, he thinks he’s our best friend.
In today’s cringe-ass episode of Half-Life 2 Garbage Moments, we wake up from a nice long nap just in time to die, live again, and die again. And again. And again. And again. Also we make friends!
In today’s heartbreaking episode of Half-Life 2 Hell Moments, we meet the most beautiful boy in the entire world. We will never forget you, Parrot.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Suck Moments, Gordon Freeman meets his new beautiful and powerful sons who will never abandon him, fail him, or let him down.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Fail Moments, we get to drive a special car! Then we lose the car. Then we encounter the Hell of Copter. Then we fail to save Andy from the hit Playstation game Heart of Darkness.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Cringe Moments, we go to Ravenholm because we are un-smart, and discover the very good reason that nobody goes there anymore. Because of the zombies. There are a lot of zombies.