Welcome To Stupid Hogwets!
Congratulations! You’ve been enrolled in STUPID HOGWETS, the most “prestigious” “school” of “magic” and “learning” in the known multiverse! But before you can attend the classes or even legally step foot on the campus, you’ve got to be sorted! Stupid Hogwets is home to four houses: King St. Bee House, Sparkle House, We’re The Evil Ones House, and Minecraft Dirt House. Which one do you belong to? Fill out the official sorting quiz and find out!
What would you like to do in Minecraft?
What is your favorite monster?
What is your favorite time of day?
What animal would you want to be your fursona?
You’re walking in the desert, alone, when you come across a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down, and flip the tortoise over on its back. It cannot right itself in the sand, and is stuck flailing its legs and baking in the desert sun. You are the only thing that could help it right itself, but you’re not helping. Why is that?
After rubbing a mysterious oil lamp, a genie comes out and gives you one wish. What do you wish for?
What do you think is the most important alignment?
Are you going to stop lying now?
Who is your favorite Mario?
Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Have you ever stolen something that wasn’t yours?
Is it possible for a dog to attain perfect enlightenment?
If you found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would you do?
You, a elderly woman, a young man, and King St. Bee are stranded on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. It’s been days, and all of you are starving. All of you agree the only answer is to eat one of the other members of your crew. Who should be eaten?
Which house would you WANT to be in?
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