When life gives you Neds, make Nedonade.

Ned has assumed a new, more menacing form, giving me more reasons to fear for my safety.

I have successfully recontained him in the punishment hole, but now he just won’t stop watching me. He’s brought his friends, too.

There’s a new function: now I can collect gems!

This is fun… probably. Allegedly, if I collect 50 of them, I may finally be able to destroy him. He is a tough beast, but his gluttony for riches might finally get the best of him.

What’s that over there?

I’m safe! For now.

Somebody please help me. I’ve been programming for hours at a time and my eyes hurt.