Time and time again, we are confronted with the crushing question: Which members of the Super Smash Bros. Melee cast are gay? It is an all-encompassing thought. At virtually all times we are pondering this question. Could it be Captain Falcon? Yoshi, perhaps… or even Fox? It could be anybody. Anybody at all…
Which is why we’ve compiled this master list of all Super Smash Bros. Melee characters, sorted by how gay we believe they are. This is our comprehensive and completely accurate list, so if you disagree, tough.
We cordially invite you to the first invitational SMASHTASTROPHE, our custom-built set of Super Smash Bros. Melee events! Using our super-selective secret decision making process, we have built a set of twenty-five (plus one) of the most balanced, most competitive-friendly, and most fair events possible under the SSBM engine!
To celebrate, we’ve made a video of our inaugural stream for your viewing perusal. Behold us struggling to speedrun Melee the only way we know how: with a bunch of arbitrary nonsense holding us back!
Warning! Due to the extreme lag involved in the production of this stream, this video may be a photosensitive hazard to anyone with working eyeballs. Be careful!
Warden and Paula of Eggware.XYZ have obtained a playable beta of Fallout 75 and are ready to show you exclusive footage! Join us on a journey as we discover all the crazy new features, explore Vault 77, and meet our amazing new companions.
Hey Eggheadz! We’ve got something new for you – we’re doing a Pokemon Crystal Randofuser Nuzlocke run!
What the hell is that, you say? The Pokemon Crystal Randofuser is a randomizer program for Pokemon Crystal with a unique twist – instead of just randomizing the Pokemon, it mashes them together with others to create all-new Pokemon hybrids! We’ll be playing a version of Crystal altered with this program along with Nuzlocke rules – meaning that all Pokemon that faint must be released, and we can only catch the first Pokemon in an area.
So jump right in, and join us on a journey of unimaginable heartbreak and disappointment as we make valuable, irreplaceable friends that die forever! FUN!