In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Suck Moments, Gordon Freeman meets his new beautiful and powerful sons who will never abandon him, fail him, or let him down.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Fail Moments, we get to drive a special car! Then we lose the car. Then we encounter the Hell of Copter. Then we fail to save Andy from the hit Playstation game Heart of Darkness.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Cringe Moments, we go to Ravenholm because we are un-smart, and discover the very good reason that nobody goes there anymore. Because of the zombies. There are a lot of zombies.
I’M ON A BOAT.
I’M ON A BOAT.
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT.
We hope you’re all still having a great Pride Month! For us, however, it’s been a challenge. With the smash success of our Does Team Fortress 2 Is Gay article, we’ve been hounded with countless, trillions of requests to discern the sexuality of more video game characters. And who are we to say no?
In the interest of bettering society, we’ve decided to answer Which of Classic Shooter Heroes Does The Gay? These heroes of vintage first person shooter games have had people stumped for decades now. Are they straight? Gay? Are they even human? We have the answers. We’ve picked seven of the best first person shooter heroes of the 90s and discerned their exact sexualities with no margin of error. We’ve got this down to a science.
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We’re back with another cringe-ass adventure – now we’re playing Half Life 2! Join the Resistance Against Fail and save the Earth from the Cringe Combine! Can we earn our freedom, or will we lose subscriber?
For the first time ever, Paula is the star of the show in our Let’s Play of the original Half-Life! In this episode of Full-Life Half-Life Consequences, we take the fight to the Fail Dimension and discover the source of all known cringe in the universe. But is that all there is?