Warden and Paula encounter a harsh reality. One that involves exploding bears.
Stick around until the end for a very special semi-animated tribute drawn by @brilokuloj!
Gaming
GAMING: Smashtastrophe
We cordially invite you to the first invitational SMASHTASTROPHE, our custom-built set of Super Smash Bros. Melee events! Using our super-selective secret decision making process, we have built a set of twenty-five (plus one) of the most balanced, most competitive-friendly, and most fair events possible under the SSBM engine!
To celebrate, we’ve made a video of our inaugural stream for your viewing perusal. Behold us struggling to speedrun Melee the only way we know how: with a bunch of arbitrary nonsense holding us back!
Warning! Due to the extreme lag involved in the production of this stream, this video may be a photosensitive hazard to anyone with working eyeballs. Be careful!
This stream includes a special event designed by a generous donor! If you want to contribute to our works, come join our Twitch streams at https://twitch.tv/brilokuloj and donate at https://ko-fi.com/brilokuloj! Don’t have the time for streams? You can give at https://patreon.com/eggwarexyz on your own time!
Hit the jump for the full list of events.
GAMING: Pokemon Crystal Randofuser – Part 6: Duntch’d!
Warden and Paula get duntch’d on. Whitney’s incredibly cute Pokemon step on us for a while.
GAMING: Pokemon Crystal Randofuser – Part 5: Kwaa!
Warden and Paula meet a nasty rat and get yelled at by a bird.
GAMING: Pokemon Crystal Randofuser – Part 4: Slap Chop Well
Warden and Paula visit Slowpoke Well, which doesn’t have any Slowpoke in it. A pile of sentient garbage destroys a bunch of weird-looking bugs.
GAMING: Pokemon Crystal Randofuser – Part 3: Boys’ Night Out
Warden and Paula take a trip to Sprout Tower.
GAMING: Fallout 76: Vault 76 | LEAKED E3 BETA??? EXCLUSIVE GAMEPLAY DOOTAGE
Warden and Paula of Eggware.XYZ have obtained a playable beta of Fallout 75 and are ready to show you exclusive footage! Join us on a journey as we discover all the crazy new features, explore Vault 77, and meet our amazing new companions.
GAMING: Pokemon Crystal Randofuser – Part 2: What Are Birds?
Warden and Paula make a critical planning error in assuming that ferrets aren’t birds.
GAMING: Pokemon Crystal Randofuser – Part 1: The Slamma
Hey Eggheadz! We’ve got something new for you – we’re doing a Pokemon Crystal Randofuser Nuzlocke run!
What the hell is that, you say? The Pokemon Crystal Randofuser is a randomizer program for Pokemon Crystal with a unique twist – instead of just randomizing the Pokemon, it mashes them together with others to create all-new Pokemon hybrids! We’ll be playing a version of Crystal altered with this program along with Nuzlocke rules – meaning that all Pokemon that faint must be released, and we can only catch the first Pokemon in an area.
So jump right in, and join us on a journey of unimaginable heartbreak and disappointment as we make valuable, irreplaceable friends that die forever! FUN!
Top 10 Spaceworld Beta Pokemon
Possibly the biggest news in video game archiving history so far has been broken: A complete copy of the Pokemon Gold and Silver demo from Spaceworld 1997 has been leaked! This development version is almost totally different from the release, with dozens of previously unseen concept Pokemon that have been either radically changed or completely cut.
The full contents of the leak are being compiled by @TeamSpaceWorld into a table that you can view on Google Docs. To see the new Pokemon, just click on the ‘Pokemon’ tab at the top of the page. If you’re a Pokemon fan, this is a treasure trove of new Pokemon designs that have never before seen the light of day!
We’ve compiled a list of what we think the ten best “lost” designs are!