In this episode, we take a brief detour into Platforming Purgatory. (It’s fun… really.)
In this episode, many bugs are slapped as we learn the ins-and-outs of the combat system.
Hylics 2 is our GOTY 2020. This is our playthrough of this amazing, charming, perplexing, shining game.
You may have heard of the Gandhi Mahal, an Indian restaurant in Minneapolis that was burned down in the wake of the murder of George Floyd. They now have a fundraiser for the rebuilding fees you can donate to, and have stood in support of the protests.
We had eaten at the Gandhi Mahal before, and found the food there excellent. It was a sobering reminder for us of just how real the whole event was. It was also a reminder for us that the Gandhi Mahal is actually really great. We don’t eat at our local Indian restaurants as often as we should, which is a huge mark of shame for us. This train of thought is what brought us to an even more local place in Bloomington: equal parts ‘a desire to help’, and ‘a deep anxiety that local food will be lost in the pandemic’.(more…)
This is it, the ending of Half-Life 2! At least until we get to Episode 1 and 2. In this rancid episode of Half-Life 2 Terrible Moments, we break into Cringe Central and confront the grodiest man in the world.
In today’s gross episode of Half-Life 2 Yucky Moments, we finally destroy Overwatch with the help of our best friend, Barney. At least, he thinks he’s our best friend.
Hylics 2 is a JRPG-style game made by Mason Lindroth and released on June 22, 2020.
Hylics 2 was probably our most-anticipated game in many, many years. The first Hylics is one of our top games of all time, and the announcement that there would be a sequel in 2018 lit a fire under us. Mason Lindroth had been posting teasers since 2016, assuredly having begun work on Hylics 2 shortly after the first game was finished, but being able to piece together that his new work was for a greater purpose showed that Hylics 2 was going to be something massive.
The game was initially given a Summer 2019 release date – a date that Mason admitted was overly optimistic – and the wait continued on. Now it’s Summer 2020, and Hylics 2 is finally in our hands.(more…)
In today’s cringe-ass episode of Half-Life 2 Garbage Moments, we wake up from a nice long nap just in time to die, live again, and die again. And again. And again. And again. Also we make friends!
In today’s heartbreaking episode of Half-Life 2 Hell Moments, we meet the most beautiful boy in the entire world. We will never forget you, Parrot.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a gay game. We’re not going to beat around the bush with that! It’s gay. If you play it, you’re gay. We’re not accepting arguments. Gay people love this game. Gay people love having their little animal friends and building an adorable little house and dressing up in silly costumes.
But the game is missing a quintessential part of being gay: getting married. In June, there’s been a “Wedding Season” event where you can help the alpacas Reese and Cyrus celebrate their anniversary with photographs. But Reese and Cyrus are – shock horror – straight. We can’t abide by this. How dare they put heterosexuals in our fun game! During Pride Month of all months! Disgusting.
So we’ve tried to throw together our own way of handling a potential future Wedding Season. We think we’ve come to a few conclusions that everybody will like, and nobody will hate. Let’s get married!(more…)