In today’s cringe-ass episode of Half-Life 2 Garbage Moments, we wake up from a nice long nap just in time to die, live again, and die again. And again. And again. And again. Also we make friends!
In today’s heartbreaking episode of Half-Life 2 Hell Moments, we meet the most beautiful boy in the entire world. We will never forget you, Parrot.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Suck Moments, Gordon Freeman meets his new beautiful and powerful sons who will never abandon him, fail him, or let him down.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Fail Moments, we get to drive a special car! Then we lose the car. Then we encounter the Hell of Copter. Then we fail to save Andy from the hit Playstation game Heart of Darkness.
In this thrilling episode of Half-Life 2 Cringe Moments, we go to Ravenholm because we are un-smart, and discover the very good reason that nobody goes there anymore. Because of the zombies. There are a lot of zombies.
Frosted Flakes is one of the most popular cereals in the world, and Tony the Tiger has been its solid mascot since the 50s. It’s a bit perplexing why they chose a tall, muscular tiger-man as the mascot for a very simple flakes-style cereal, but you can’t argue with success. Whether or not he’s the person to best represent sugary corn-bits, he is popular, and he’s even popular with a very specific subset of people: furries.
Really, who can blame them? Tony represents a beloved principle of furryness: an attractive anthropomorphic animal-person who is both friendly and approachable. The worship of food mascots has been a long-running tradition of furry fandom, but Tony has held a special place in this world for as long as furries have existed.
If you’ve ever interacted with the furry fandom’s broader-reaching internet presence or especially its more cherished traditions, you can probably already see where this is going.(more…)
I’M ON A BOAT.
I’M ON A BOAT.
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT.
We hope you’re all still having a great Pride Month! For us, however, it’s been a challenge. With the smash success of our Does Team Fortress 2 Is Gay article, we’ve been hounded with countless, trillions of requests to discern the sexuality of more video game characters. And who are we to say no?
In the interest of bettering society, we’ve decided to answer Which of Classic Shooter Heroes Does The Gay? These heroes of vintage first person shooter games have had people stumped for decades now. Are they straight? Gay? Are they even human? We have the answers. We’ve picked seven of the best first person shooter heroes of the 90s and discerned their exact sexualities with no margin of error. We’ve got this down to a science.
Hit the jump, and let’s find out just whom doing the gay is…(more…)